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Kind, virginal Aspie looking for fun!
Age 32 From Riverside, New Jersey - Online - 4 days ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Michael
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a kind, smart, and polite Aspie from South Jersey who exceeds in work and learning, but is cripplingly weak in social life.

I'm extremely uncharted territory, even still part of the "never-been-kissed" club. In fact, my current sex life is just a combination of either my imagination and/or any electronic device I can find, and my hands.

As such, I'm not looking for anything serious at the moment, just something casual, mainly so that I can finally lose my virginity and gain sexual experience.

To achieve this, I'm looking for someone with sexual experience, preferably someone older and mature (mainly because they'd me more knowledgeable and, given my situation, less judgmental), to help me unleash my kinky side and aid me in entering manhood.

Hookups might be okay, but I'm mainly leaning towards NSA and/or FWB relationships for now. Again, my type of woman right now would be a mature, practiced (SS)BBW from/around South Jersey willing to teach a virginal Aspie man some carnal knowledge.

Due to my current job, I'm only available on weekends and not the rest of the week.

If you're generally interested in my situation, feel free to send me a message (if you're able to, I'm unable to, but I *can* reply to messages).
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Graphic Design Production
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Tv, Internet, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Relaxing, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
The two of us talking in a public place, like in a mall's food court, to discuss our potential relationship, including STD history.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Comic, Fiction, Humor, Satire, Erotica

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for a mature, knowledgeable (SS)BBW willing to give a virginal Aspie man some sexual experience.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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